We know there has been a lot of speculation about how Kobe and I are going to react when Kellan and Gage come home. We would just like to set the record straight and reassure everyone that we are looking forward to welcoming Kellan and Gage into our family. We are especially excited for twins, as that means that we'll each have one to play with.
We look forward to teaching them the rules of the house:
1. Always bark at someone that is walking in front of the house on the sidewalk, no matter if they look threatening or not. As our Homeland Security training has taught us, you never can be too careful.
2. Always drop a few pieces of food at mealtime on the floor for your pals Kobe and Murphy.
3. No pulling on our ears.
As long as they learn those rules, we'll all get along just fine!
In closing, we would just like to again say how excited we are to meet Kellan and Gage.
Sincerely,
Murphy Kobe
